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From Issue #8 January 17, 2013

Fits You to a T

That shirt was out of character for you, and everyone kids you about it.

By Mark Siegal Twitter icon 

She had seen the sweat-clumped hair on your sunburned forehead with the receding hairline and the pimple in the crevice of the left side of your nose, and how much more obvious could it be that you are coming down with a cold and must have sniffled half a dozen times already.

You take out a tissue and blow your nose, a calculated risk, though you know it’s all academic from here.

Illustration by Mason Sklar.

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